
Ashen Vale — 40 hours in, still hooked
A soulslike that respects your time. We break down the combat, the map design and the one boss everyone rage-quits.
Reviews written after we actually finished the game, esports breakdowns from people who queue ranked, and retro deep-dives with the receipts. Straight off the East London streets.
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Swipe through the stories the team shipped this month.

A soulslike that respects your time. We break down the combat, the map design and the one boss everyone rage-quits.

How one patch flipped the tier list and turned an underdog roster into playoff favourites overnight.

We dragged a 90s tube TV into the studio to test whether old-school lightgun games still hit. They do.

Three weeks, one route, thousands of resets. Our writer chases a personal best on camera.

Editor-in-chief
Ex-competitive FPS, now argues about frame data for a living.

Reviews lead
100%s every RPG she touches before the score goes live.

Esports analyst
Lives in spreadsheets, calls the meta shifts before they trend.

Video producer
Turns 12-hour grind sessions into two-minute highlight reels.
★★★★★Finally a site that told me Ashen Vale slows to a crawl on my old rig before I bought it. Saved me a refund headache.
★★★★★The esports breakdowns are better than the official broadcasts. Toby called the roster upset two weeks early.
★★★★☆The retro CRT piece sent me down a three-hour rabbit hole and now I own a lightgun again. Worth every penny of my membership.
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